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    نكت خفيفة

    بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم



    السلام عليكم



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    قالك وحد النهار وحد السيد ضرب حطة شكات بيه هههههههههههه

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    واحد مزطووووول راحتله la connexion واش عمل عض المودام هههههههههههههههههههههه

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    وحد السيد سقسا صاحبو قالو عندي وحد الشي في يدي يجي غيل فالصحرا تقولي نعطيك 1000 دينار واش جاوبو الغبي قالو هذا جملهههههههههههههههههههههه هه

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    طبيب سقسا المريض نتاعو واش راه يضرك قالو المريض راه فيا les gaz في بطني و راه عندي الماء في الركابي واش كتبلو الطبيب في l'ordonance زوج لامبات و instalation تاع ضوء هههههههههه

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    واحد كان رايح يخطب (يتزوج) طاحتلو الخاتم في الواد كلاتها حووتة واش عمل الصباح مشى عند الحواتة الحوات الاول اللي لقاه سقساه خويا خصني حوتة مخطوبة هههههههههههه



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    كتتتتتتتير حلوووووووووووووووو

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    السلام عليكم ورحمة الله اخي الكريم ربنا يكرم ويهديك ويبسطك ياعم

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    اقولك حاجه
    انا مش فاهم بصراحه ولا نكته منهم للاسف

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    هههههههههههههه والله منا فهما غير مظطول

    الا هى مصطول يعى

    اضحك الله سندك

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    طيب شوف دول واحد قتل حماته، الظابط بيسأله اسمك ايه؟ قاله: اكتب فاعل خير

    واحدة عاوزة زوجها يحبها من اول ليله قالته : اسكت .. مش انا حامل

    واحد بلدياتنا حب يشرب سيجارة حطها ف كباية

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    حلوين اوى بس انا حاولت افهمهم لاختلاف اللهجة

    طبيب سقسا المريض نتاعو واش راه يضرك قالو المريض راه فيا les gaz في بطني و راه عندي الماء في الركابي واش كتبلو الطبيب في l'ordonance زوج لامبات و instalation تاع ضوء هههههههههه
    ممكن ترجمة

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    هذه نكة مغربة او جزائرية
    سال الطبيب المريض مابك
    قال لو عندي الغازات في بطني و الماء في ركبتي (مرض في الركبة) فكتب لو وصفة طبية فيها مصباحين و خيوط كهرباء
    تمت الترجمة

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    السلام عليكم و رحة الله تعالى و بركاته .
    هههه بارك الله فيك أخي على نكثك , إنها فعلا طريفة .

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    واحد شارب حشيش ودماغة عالية اوى بيتفرج على التلفزيون سمع فى الاخبار ان فى راجل امريكى قتل
    حماته ودفنها تحت السرير والبوليش اكتشف الجريمة بعد 20 سنة
    اعقد يفكر مع نفسه وقال ياه 20 سنة لما اجرب وراح قاتل حماته ودفهنا تحت السرير
    بعد 10 دقائق البوليس جه واقبض عليه راح قال هما 20 سنة عدوا بسرعة كده؟
    راح الظابط رد عليه وقاله لاء يا مسطول الامريكى كان ساكن فى الدور الارضى
    مش زيك يابن العبيطة فى الدور الثالث !

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