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نكت جميله جدا مشكووووووووووووووور
Thread: نكت مسلية و جميلة
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نكت جميله جدا مشكووووووووووووووور
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النكت كلها جميله ضحكت من قلبى هاحاول احفظ كام واحده منهم
علشان اقول لاصحابى عليهم بس يارب فكرنى
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نكت من الاخر الله يخليك وتضحكنا كدة من وقت للتانى تنسى الناس شوية ضغط الشغل والدنيا
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مرة واحد غبي راح يخطب فوالد العروسة بيقولة احنا عايزين مهر عشرين الف جنية قام الغبي قاله ليه دا انا قدامي واحدة على خمس تلاف وحامل
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ﻏﺒﻲ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻟﻠﺪﻛﺘﻮﺭ ﻻ*ﻧﻪ ﻣﺮﻳﺾ ... ﻋﻄﺎﻩ ﺍﻟﺪﻛﺘﻮﺭ ﺩﻭﺍﺀ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺪﻭﺍﺀ ﺍﺷﺮﺑﻪ ﻛﻞ 8 ﺳﺎﻋﺎﺕ ... ﻓﻘﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻐﺒﻲ ﻳﺸﺮﺑﻪ ﻛﻞ 6 ﺳﺎﻋﺎﺕ ... ﻟﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﺶ ؟؟*
ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻳﻔﺎﺟﺊ ﺍﻟﺠﺮﺍﺛﻴﻢ !!! !*
ﺑﺪﻭﻱ ﺟﺎﻟﺔ ﺗﻮﺃﻡ ﺣﻠﻒ ﻋﻠﻰﺍﻟﺪﻛﺘﻮﺭﻳﺎﺧﺬﻭﺍ ﺪﻣﻨﻬﻢ ! .*
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻏﺒﻰ ﺩﺭﺱ ﻓﻰ ﺍﻟﺼﻒ ﻟﻮﺣﺪﻩ ﻃﻠﻊ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻰ*
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻧﺬﻝ ﺍﻓﺘﺘﺢ ﻣﺪﺭﺳﺔ ﻟﻼ*ﻳﺘﺎﻡ ﻟﻴﺶ؟ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻳﻘﻬﺮﻫﻢ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻳﻄﻠﺐ ﺍﺟﺘﻤﺎﻉ ﺍﻭﻟﻴﺎﺀ ﺍﻻ*ﻣﻮﺭ*
ﻣﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺻﻌﻴﺪﻱ ﻏﺮﻕ ! ﻟﻴﺶ ؟؟؟؟ ﻷ*ﻥ ﻓﻲ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺧﺮﻣﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﻳﻮﻩ !*
ﻓﻴﻪ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﺎﻳﺤﺐ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﺍﺑﺪ ﻭﻣﻊ ﺫﻟﻚ ﻟﻤﺎ ﺳﺎﻓﺮ ﻭﺩﺍﻫﺎ ﻣﻌﻪ ﻟﻴﺶ؟؟؟؟؟؟ ﻋﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺭﺟﻊ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺴﻔﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺴﻠﻢ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ*
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺣﺐ ﻳﻌﻤﻞ ﻣﻔﺎﺟﺄﻩ ﻟﻤﺮﺍﺗﻮﺍ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻋﻴﺪ ﻣﻴﻼ*ﺩﻫﺎ ﻃﻠﻘﻬﺎ !*
ﻣﺮﻩ ﻓﻲ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺃﻛﻞ ﺟﻮﺯ ﻫﻨﺪ .... ﻫﻨﺪ ﻛﻠﺖ ﻣﺮﺍﺗﻪ ! .*
ﻓﻲ ﻣﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻓﺘﺢ ﺍﻟﺜﻼ*ﺟﻪ ﻟﻘﻰ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻏﻨﻮﺝ ﻳﻐﺎﺯﻝ ﺃﻡ ﻋﻠﻲ..... !*
ﻓﻲ ﺑﻨﺎﻳﻪ ﻃﺎﺣﺖ ..ﻟﻴﺶ؟؟ ﻻ*ﻧﻬﺎ ﺍﺗﻌﺒﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻮﻗﻔﻪ !!! !*
ﺍﻳﺶ ﻭﺟﻪ ﺍﻟﺸﺒﻪ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﺰﺭ ﻭﺍﻟﺒﻨﻄﻠﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﻀﻴﻖ؟ ﺍﻻ*ﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﻳﻘﻮﻭﺍ ﺍﻟﻨﻈﺮ!!!!!! !*
ﻫﻨﺪﻱ ﻧﺴﻲ ﻳﺰﻳﺖ ﺭﺍﺳﺔ ﻭﻗﻊ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻬﺰ !!*
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺗﺰﻭﺝ ﺻﻴﻨﻴﺔ ﺻﺎﺭ ﻳﻘﺪﻡ ﺑﻴﻬﺎ ﺷﺎﻱ !!*
ﻓﻲ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺣﻠﻮ ﺗﺰﻭﺝ ﻭﺣﺪﺓ ﺣﻠﻮﺓ ﺧﻠﻔﻮ ﻭﻟﺪ ﺷﺮﺑﺎﺕ*
ﺧﺮﻭﻑ ﻳﻠﺤﻖ ﺃﺳﺪ ﻟﻴﺶ ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟*
ﺑﺎﻳﻌــﻬﺎ !*
ﻧﻤﻠﻪ ﺑﻠﻌﺖ ﻓﺴﺘﻘﻪ ﻗﺘﻠﻬﺎ ﺯﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﻟﻴﺶ ؟؟؟؟*
ﻳﺤﺴﺒﻬﺎ ﺣﺎﻣﻞ !!*
ﺩﺟﺎﺟﻪ ﺷﺮﺑﺖ ﻣﻴﺔ ﻣﻐﻠﻴﻪ ﺑﺎﺿﺖ ﺑﻴﺾ ﻣﺴﻠﻮﻕ ! !*
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺑﺨﻴﻞ ﻣﺒﻠﻂ ﺑﻴﺘﻪ ﻛﻠﻪ ﺭﺧﺎﻡ ﻟﻴﻪ ؟ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺍﺫﺍ ﻃﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﻘﺮﺵ ﻳﺴﻤﻌﻪ !!*
ﻣﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻗﻮﻱ ﻗﻮﻱ ﻗﻮﻱ ﺗﺰﻭﺝ ﻭﺣﺪﻩ ﻗﻮﻳﻪ ﻗﻮﻳﻪ ﻗﻮﻳﻪ ﺧﻠﻔﻮﺍ ﻭﻟﺪ ﺇﺟﺎ ﺍﻟﺪﻛﺘﻮﺭ ﻳﻨﺰﻟﻪ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻮﻟﺪ ﺇﺑﻌﺪ ﺑﻨﺰﻝ ﻟﺤﺎﻟﻲ !!*
ﻣﺮﺓ ﻓﻲ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺻﻌﻴﺪﻱ ﺯﺭﻉ ﻭﺭﺩﺓ ﻃﻠﻌﺘﻠﻪ ﺍﻡ ﻛﻠﺜﻮﻡ !*
ﻓﻲ ﻛﺴﻼ*ﻥ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﺍﻻ*ﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭ ﻃﺎﺡ ﻣﻨﻪ ﺍﻟﻘﻠﻢ ﺳﻠﻢ ﺍﻟﻮﺭﻗﻪ !*
Though trading on financial markets involves high risk, it can still generate extra income in case you apply the right approach. By choosing a reliable broker such as InstaForex you get access to the international financial markets and open your way towards financial independence. You can sign up here.
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نكت جميلة
ولكن للأسف لم استطع التفاعل معها
فهى باللهجة الخليجية
اما المصريين فلهم نكاتهم الخاصة..
لو كان الرزق بيد العباد
لما بقى على الارض سوى الجبابرة والعصاة ولن يرضوا
الضحك ينعش القلب والابتسامه تجمل الوجه
اضحك دائما
ولا تندم عشيء
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مره واحد حب
طحنوووووووو
عجنوووووووووو
خبزووووووووووو
اكلووووووووو
خخخخخخخخخخخخ
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اسوء موقف تكون ماشي وترد عحد السلام وما يعبرك
بتحس حالك جوال لايمكن الوصول اليه
هههههههههههه
Though trading on financial markets involves high risk, it can still generate extra income in case you apply the right approach. By choosing a reliable broker such as InstaForex you get access to the international financial markets and open your way towards financial independence. You can sign up here.
وينك؟؟
جاي ع طريق
لاتكذب
هي بدي اطلع بالسيارة
لاتكذب
يا اخي بلبس القميص طول بالك
لاتكذب
خلص هي قمت من الفرشة ارتحت
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2- ﺍﻟﺮﻗﺺ ﺍﻟﺸﺮﻗﻲ :
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﺑﺒﻠﺶ ﻳﻜﺶّ ﺩﺑﺎﻥ ﺑـ ﺍﻳﺪﻳﻪ ، ﻣﻊ
ﺍﻟﺤﺮﺹ ﺑﺎﻻﺑﺘﻌﺎﺩ ﺃﻛﺒﺮ ﻣﺴﺎﻓﺔ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻭﺱ
ﻣﻨﺸﺎﻥ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺸﻤﻄﻬﺎ ﻛﻒ ﺑﺎﻟﻐﻠﻂ ﻳﺨﺮﺑﻠﻬﺎ
ﺷﻌﺮﺍﺗﻬﺎ ﻳﻠﻲ ﺣﺎﻃﻂ ﺣﻖ ﺗﺰﺑﻴﻄﻬﻢ ﻫﺪﻳﮓ
ﺍﻟﺤﺴﺒﺔ !!
ﻭﺍﻟﻌﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﺘﺤﻤﻞ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﻤﺔ ﻋﻔﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﻔﺴﺘﺎﻥ
ﻭﺑﺘﺒﻠﺶ ﺗﻬﻮّﻱ ﺍﻟﺤﻀﻮﺭ ﻓﻴﻪ، ﻣﻌﻬﺎ ﺣﻖ ﺑﻜﻮﻥ
ﺷﻮﺏ ﻷﻥ
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3- ﺃﻭﻝ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺱ ﺑﻴﻄﻠﻌﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﺼﺒﺎﻳﺎ ﺑﻴﺮﻗﺼﻮﺍهههههههههههههه
ﻃﺒﻴﻌﻲ ﻭ ﺑﺲ ﺗﻮﺻﻞ ﺍﻟﻜﺎﻣﻴﺮﺍ ﻟﻌﻨﺪﻫﻢ ﺑﺘﻘﻠﺐ
ﺍﻟﻮﺣﺪﺓ ﻣﻨﻬﻢ ﺷﺎﻛﻴﺮﺍ ﺃﻭ ﺟﻴﻨﻴﻔﺮ ﻟﻮﺑﻴﺰ .. !!
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻋﻢ ﻳﺸﺘﻐﻠﻮ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻻﺳﻄﻮﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ
ﺗﻘﻮﻝ :ههههههههه
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3- ﺃﻭﻝ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺱ ﺑﻴﻄﻠﻌﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﺼﺒﺎﻳﺎ ﺑﻴﺮﻗﺼﻮﺍهههههههههههههه
ﻃﺒﻴﻌﻲ ﻭ ﺑﺲ ﺗﻮﺻﻞ ﺍﻟﻜﺎﻣﻴﺮﺍ ﻟﻌﻨﺪﻫﻢ ﺑﺘﻘﻠﺐ
ﺍﻟﻮﺣﺪﺓ ﻣﻨﻬﻢ ﺷﺎﻛﻴﺮﺍ ﺃﻭ ﺟﻴﻨﻴﻔﺮ ﻟﻮﺑﻴﺰ .. !!
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻋﻢ ﻳﺸﺘﻐﻠﻮ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻻﺳﻄﻮﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ
ﺗﻘﻮﻝ :ههههههههه
Though trading on financial markets involves high risk, it can still generate extra income in case you apply the right approach. By choosing a reliable broker such as InstaForex you get access to the international financial markets and open your way towards financial independence. You can sign up here.
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
هذا واحد مول الطاكسي مبوق مزيان غادي فالمدينة او هي تشير عليه واحد المرآ هو يوقف طل عليها من الشرجم او قال ليها فين غاديا أ لالة قالت ليه السوق اَسيدي هو يقول ليها سيري أوُ متعطليش
Though trading on financial markets involves high risk, it can still generate extra income in case you apply the right approach. By choosing a reliable broker such as InstaForex you get access to the international financial markets and open your way towards financial independence. You can sign up here.
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