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    شوية نكت يارب تعجبكم


    كمسرى ماشى فى جنازة بيقول يا جماعة الجنازة فضيا قدام.


    واحد ندل فتح مصنع بيبسي كتب على كل علبة : رج جيدا قبل الفتح.


    واحد بيقول لصاحبه ... الحق الثعبان دخل غرفة حماتك ... قاله: سيبه يستاهل.


    واحد ملحن دخل مبنى ماسبيرو علشان يعتمدوه ملحن ..فقالوله كل جمله نقولهالك لحنها
    .. فاقالوله..لحن واحد حرامى .. راح ملحنها
    قالوله اتنين حراميه .. راح ملحنها
    قالوله بقه شله حراميه .. قالهم .. بلادى بلادى بلادى.


    مره واحد ركب اوتوبيس شاف واحده قاعده راح بصلها فبصتله ، ضحكلها ضحكتله ، غمزلها غمزتله
    راح شاورلها على المحطه ،، فنزلت ....راح قعد مكانها.

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    أحلى نكتة عجبتني الأخيرة

    فيها دهاء الرجل خلاها تنزل وجلس مكانها
    قيل لاحدهم بماأدركت العلم
    قال: بالسفروالسهرو البكور في السحر
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    نكت لذيذة شكرا على الابتسامه

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIS110
    أحلى نكتة عجبتني الأخيرة

    فيها دهاء الرجل خلاها تنزل وجلس مكانها

    دى اخر نداله منه

    زى الوالد اللى قعد شهرين يعرف واحدة

    وحاول معها كتير ياخد منها معاد ولما اخد منها المعاد راح قال لابيها

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    مرة واحد مسطول مسك الفرخة من زمارة رقبتها وقال لها كل يوم بيض كل يوم بيض مفيش جبنه

    واحد عنده مزرعة فراخ وكانت فاشلة جدا راح لمهندس زراعي وقاله: أنا مش عارف أزرع الفراخ, زرعتها من رجليها مطرحتش زرعتها من جناحها مطرحتش زرعتها من دماغها مطرحتش. المهندس قاله: روح هاتلي عينه من الأرض

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